im more upset than a midget with a yo-yo.
(Source: tumblrthecreator, via pure-ambition)
Like in
-20 seconds or more, your mentally slow.
-15 seconds, your average
-10 seconds, your faster than the normal human
-5 seconds, you will be raped by your crush due to your skills
-1 second , you are the child of chuck Norris
if I choose you over sleep you better feel fucking special .
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Anonymous asked: I will always love you
I would have to know who you are and maybe I say it back
(Source: we-should-fuck-now-that-i, via albinounicorn)
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